Wow, good golly me. My uncle’s dead?

Wow, good golly me. My uncle’s dead? And my poor cousins. Oh my dear Aunt. How can I carry on. I love these scams. They are getting really creative with them too. And the fact that they keep sending them means people do fall for it.  Thought it’d make for some good laughs.

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Barrister Serge P. SOUZA

01 BP 4452Cotonou-Benin
Tel: (+229) 98967503

ATTN: Luvhengo

I’mBarrister Serge P. SOUZA, Private lawyer to Late Michael Luvhengo ,a national of your country, who used to work as the Director of petroliers (TOTAL BENIN) in Benin Republic West Africa Here in after shall be Referred to as my client.

On 27th of May 2008 my client also His wife and their three Children were involved in a car accident Along Grossi express-road. All occupants of the vehicle Unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives this has also proved Unsuccessful.

After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track His Surname over the Internet, to locate any member of the Family with the last name, that is why I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in Repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank here. These huge deposits were lodged particularly, with the “BANQUE ATLANTIQUE DU BENIN (BAB)” An affiliate of Commercial Bank of Africa where the Deceased had an account valued at about $9.7 million dollars.

The Bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated. Since I have been unsuccessful in Locating the relatives for over four years now I seek your consent To present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have The same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at $9.7 million dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can Share the money.50% to me and 50% to you I will procure all Necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this Deal through.

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. And the way we are going to achieve this is.
I will need the following important information from you,
Your Full Name……………………..……………….
Your Address…………………..……………………..
Your Age……………………………………………….
Your Occupation………………..……………………
Your Position………………….………………………
Your Telephone and Mobile…………………….
For Communication Purpose.
I await your reply ASAP.

Best Regards.

Barrister Serge P. SOUZA

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15 comments

  • gilbert says:

    Funny. I received the same email today!

  • Luc says:

    The same email I received today.

  • meshack says:

    So what happened to your uncle’s wealth?

  • Tmbaumgartner says:

    I received this yesterday through my facebook account…thank goodness i look this shit up before giving any personal information….f*cken lame

  • Nestor says:

    ha ha ha, I received today the same email. It’s a scam.

  • aurora kilala says:

    received this kind of letter from christana azuna. same content. r u in a way related to each other? what a big scam!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Craig says:

    What you mean your uncle…this is my uncle Michael Westcott..LOL they sure do go to a lot of trouble to sound legit and i feel sorry for the poor desperate peole who fall for this scam.. Rule of thumb..”if it sounds too good to be true…it probably is” They are quite a laugh!

  • SHEN says:

    I RECIEVED THE SAME EMAIL TODAY WHY CANT THEY BE STOPPED AS THEY ARE PLAYING WITH PEOPLE LIVES ….

    • Дончев says:

      не се хващат на игрички,
      били много заети,с кленти,ХА ХА ХА, ТЕ СА ПЪЛНИ ИЗМАМНИЦИ ,НО Е УДОВОЛСТВИЕ ДА ВИЖДАШ ТЕ ВЗИМАТ /ПОНЕ ТАКА ТЕ СИ МИСЛЯТ ЗА БАЛЪК ХА ,ХА ХА -Ако някой иска мога да пратя и смъртен акт за тези дати…….,те пращат,

  • I’ve got one too…….:)

    Kenvn Hudson
    Manager at Manager

    Barrister kenvn Hudson
    Suruleri 01 B.P. 70 Cotonou-Benin
    Tel: +229 98182576,

    ATTN:Willy van der Ploeg-Scherpenzeel,

    I’m Barrister kenvn Hudson,Private lawyer to Late Michael Scherpenzeel,a national of your country, who used to work as the Director of petroliers (TOTAL BENIN) in Benin Republic West Africa Here in after shall be Referred to as my client.

    On 27th of May 2011 my client also His wife and their three Children were involved in a car accident Along Grossi express-road. All occupants of the vehicle Unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives this has also proved Unsuccessful.

    After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to track His Surname over the Internet, to locate any member of the Family with the last name, that is why I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in Repatriating the money and property left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank here.

    These huge deposits were lodged particularly, with the “BANQUE ATLANTIQUE DU BENIN (BAB)” An affiliate of Commercial Bank of Africa where the Deceased had an account valued at about $9.7 million dollars. The Bank has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated. Since I have been unsuccessful in Locating the relatives for over four years now I seek your consent.

    To present you as the next of kin of the deceased since you have The same last name so that the proceeds of this account valued at $9.7 million dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can Share the money.50% to me and 50% to you I will procure all Necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this Deal through.

    I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. And the way we are going to achieve this is. I need the following important information from you,

    Your Full Name……………………………………..
    Y our Private Email Address………………………………
    Your Age……………………………………….. …….
    Your Country …………………………………………
    Y our Occupation…………………………………. …..
    Your Position…………………………………… …..
    Your Telephone and Mobile…………………………….

    For Communication Purpose. Please get in touch with me through the above email for more details. For more information you are advised to contact me through my via alternative box: kenvn_hudson@yahoo.com

    i.await your reply ASAP.
    Barrister kenvn Hudson,

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